And your lie tore the lies all apart.

New fanfic? Le gasp.

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:26:02 GMT

Title: Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
Author: Jacqueline Hauck (master_of_yaoi)
Pairing: uchihacest
Warnings: Gay sex, Angstwhore-ness
Summary: I'm sorry, but it's kind of hard to put into words.
Notes: Expect delays.

PROLOGUE

He marked July 8th on his calendar. His calendar was a design calendar; supplied with weird patterns and 3D-designs. July had a rather strange design. It was red, and had black writing on it, with a picture of a city. A place called home, it could've possibly said.

Sasuke stared blankly at the picture, wondering what it could've possibly meant. The only readable words were strange, and didn't make much sense, right then.

Place through the intermediary of the paper..

Collecting autographs is a genue, ...

And to which occupation which has long suffered from..

Visual than collecting works...

What the fuck is this crap supposed to mean, Sasuke thought. It seemed like words just painted onto the design to freak you out, when it really didn't mean anything. But what about the other paragraphs all around the page? There were in different languages. What could those mean?

He sighed and put the black marker down. He walked out the door, had already changed and cleaned himself up before he marked the calendar.

"Oi, Sasuke!" Naruto said. Sakura and him were waiting outside Sasuke's door the whole time, apparently. Sasuke grunted and started walking to where Kakashi had told them to be.

"S-Sasuke, wait up!" Sakura whined, running to catch up with Sasuke. Naruto blinked and followed, and they both ended up on either side of Sasuke.

"Did you sleep good, Sasuke?" Sakura asked, a smile on her face. Sasuke replied with a 'Hn.' and continued walking, looking straight ahead.

Sakura frowned and looked ahead, also, not surprised by Sasuke's unenthusiasm. Naruto glared at Sasuke, and got ready to remark.

"Sasuke, why are you always grumpy? Don't you see, you're hurting Sakura's feeling!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke, crossing his arms. Sasuke stopped walking and looked at Naruto, his own glare on his face. He gritted his teeth and shook his head.

"No. I'm not replying to your answer.." Sasuke said, mainly to himself, and started walking ahead, faster than before, meaning to lose them. Sakura glared at Naruto and ran up to Sasuke.

"It'll be alright, Sasuke! Naruto is just a jerk, that's all!" Sakura said, "I'm fine, really. Everything is okay."

You have no idea, Sasuke thought to himself.

A/N: Sorry for short prologue. It doesn't explain any uchihacest or anything, but trust me, the uchihacest WILL come.

w00t

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:09:34 GMT

Title: Unfaithful
By: Jacqueline Hauck (moi)
Genre: Angst, Romance
Pairing: Uchihacest + KisamexItachi
Summary: I don't want to do this anymore...I don't want to be the reason why everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside.
Notes: Weird. ^^
Rating: Not suitable for anyone 14 and under.

A/N: This is sort of weird, so bear with me, please. ^^-

Itachi walked out of Kisame’s hut, after having a round with him the night before. He walked out into the forest, thinking about what he was doing with his life these days. It even made him grimace in disgust. He’d seen it so many times on TV when he was younger, and told himself it was disgusting. And now look at him. Doing the same exact thing to the one he loved the most.
He walked deep, and found himself in a lighted area. There, sitting on a stump, was Sasuke. He was staring at the sky, most likely thinking about Itachi. He sensed Itachi’s presence and looked at him, eyes blank.

Story of my life, searching for the right, but it keeps avoiding me. Sorrow in my soul, ‘cause it seems wrong really loves my company.

“Nii-san, you’re finally here,” Sasuke said, a smile on his face. Itachi felt so guilty when he saw Sasuke–he always was so excited to see Itachi. Itachi walked over and picked Sasuke up. He sat on the stump, and sat Sasuke on his lap. Sasuke cuddled against Itachi’s chest, enjoying the extra warmth. Itachi started playing with Sasuke’s hair, enjoying his company, also.
“Nii-san, you’d never hurt me, would you?” Sasuke asked, looking up into his older brother’s eyes. Itachi was surprised at Sasuke’s sudden question, but simply smirked and brushed his lips against Sasuke’s.“Of course not.” Sasuke frowned, but went back into his cuddling position. Itachi sighed and continued playing with his hair. He never that Sasuke knew he was lying. It really broke his heart in two when he saw Sasuke stare, close to tears, at Itachi when he left to what Sasuke knew was doing some other guy in the Akatsuki.

He’s more than a man, and this is more than love. The reason that the sky is blue. But the clouds are rolling in, because I’m gone again. And to him I just can’t be true.

Itachi didn’t even exactly know why he did it; he just did. A threatening and deadly addiction that caused him, and his love, mental pain and death in the heart. But it wasn’t himself he was worried about; he was more worried about Sasuke. All the things Itachi did, he knew it tore Sasuke apart, and when Itachi lied about it, he was basically throwing the last pieces of Sasuke’s ripped soul on the ground. And it’s not like he wanted that to happen; he hated seeing Sasuke in pain.
But it was just something about Kisame; the weird personality, the sharp teeth, hell, maybe even his teasing turned him on. He didn’t really know, it was just something he couldn’t explain, not even to himself. But he would do anything for Sasuke; Kisame was more of a play toy than true love. He knew Sasuke was the one.
“Nii-san, why were you late today?” Sasuke asked, staring at nothing what so ever. Itachi thought through it for a while, hesitating to even say anything and leave it at a kiss, but that would be betrayal. He wondered if he should tell the truth, or lie again. But what would happen? God, he hated that question. What if?
Itachi was about to open his mouth to answer with a lie that was semi-true, but than the words came out of Sasuke’s lips.
“And tell me the truth this time.”

And I know that he knows I’m unfaithful, and it kills him inside to know that I am happy with some other guy. I can see him dying.

Itachi opened his mouth a couple times to answer, but shut it again. He didn’t want to lie to Sasuke, but he didn’t want to say the truth and break his heart into tiny little pieces. He kissed the top of Sasuke’s head.
“I’m not sure you want the truth,” he replied. Sasuke paused for a while, than sat up. There was a tension-filled silence, containing only eye contact, until Sasuke finally blew up.
“Itachi-sama! I want to hear it, and now!” Sasuke yelled, tears edging closer. Itachi moved the hair out of Sasuke’s face and sighed. He gave a look to Sasuke, as if asking, are you sure? Sasuke nodded, silent tears starting to form. Itachi closed his eyes, breaking apart himself.
“Sasuke, I’ve been very unfaithful to you, and I apologize. And I would do any fucking thing to make it up to you,” he said, opening his eyes again to find Sasuke trembling with tears falling down his cheeks.
“Itachi, you bastard. Why the fuck did you do this? Fucking why? WHY?” he roared, in anger and sadness at the same time.
“That’s just the thing…I don’t have a fuckin’ clue why I’m doing this to you..” Itachi replied, wiping off Sasuke’s tears.

I don’t want to do this anymore. I don’t want to be the reason why every time I walk out the door, I see him die a little more inside.

“Than just stop it, alright! I don’t want to have to deal with this,” Sasuke whined, letting all the tears come out. Itachi felt so guilty, especially now that he was seeing Sasuke in such a state. He hugged Sasuke to his chest.
“I’ll try, as long as you don’t move away from me,” Itachi said, letting Sasuke sob into his chest. He saw what was somewhat a nod from Sasuke, and sighed. He played with Sasuke’s hair, whispering comforting words.
“And if you stay with me, I’ll try my best to stop, and I’ll dedicated everything to you. I fucking promise,” he said, rubbing Sasuke’s back. Sasuke sniffed, calming down. He than sat up straight and looked at Itachi in the eyes.
“I want to watch you dump this ‘significant other’,” he said. Itachi had never really used that term before; it was sort of weird, he thought. But he nodded anyway. He sighed, imagining how hurt (or even worse, how much he wasn’t hurt) he was going to be. He hoped it was the first answer.

----

“Kisame-san,” Itachi said, pulling Kisame out of his hut and dragging him outside. Kisame blinked at the sudden pulling, but allowed himself to be dragged outside. He smirked.
“Yes, Dorei?” Kisame replied, a smile creeping on his face. Sasuke grimaced at the ‘nickname’. He wondered how Itachi could deal with this sick bastard; he was calling him a slave. He was surprised Itachi didn’t murder him.
“I have to tell you something very important,” Itachi said, eyeing the bushes behind him, where Sasuke was hiding. Kisame blinked, question on his face.
“Hmm, what is it?”

I don’t want to hurt him anymore; I don’t want to take away his life. I don’t want to be a murder.

Itachi stared at Kisame, whom was smirking. Itachi could feel himself getting horny from that seductive smirk. He tried to keep Sasuke on his mind though, and luckily soon enough, he would have Sasuke tangled up under his arms stripped naked, sleeping after being fucked. He smiled at the thought.
“Kisame, I’m sorry, but I won’t be around anymore. You’ll see me when the Akatsuki get together, but otherwise, you won’t see me,” Itachi spat out, getting it over with. He smirked.
“And you’ll never see my naked body, ever again,” Itachi finished. Kisame gave him a blank look, than shrugged. It put Itachi into shock. He wasn’t even scratched. Itachi felt wounded from Kisame’s reaction, but ignored the depression creeping towards his heart. He huffed, giving Kisame one last glare, before starting to walk off. He saw Sasuke smiling behind the bushes, though Kisame could not.
“Omocha, don’t you remember? You’re my sex slave,” he heard Kisame’s voice whisper in his ear. He felt Kisame’s hand on his arm, and he felt the sensation of being pulled back. He growled.
“Damn it Kisame, admit it, your..reject..” he stopped mid-sentence, because of the pleasure he felt on his neck. He groaned, and started panting. He felt his Akatsuki cloak being slowly pulled off.
“K-Kisame..stop it right now..you sick bastard,” Itachi got out through moans. Kisame smirked and nipped at Itachi’s skin, and opened his skin with his shark-like teeth. Itachi groaned in pain as he felt blood rushing down his neck.
“You know you want it, Omocha,” he said with a laughing tone to his voice. Itachi panted, trying to avoid the naughty thoughts coming to his head. He had to live for Sasuke, he had promised.

‘Cause I know that he knows I’m unfaithful and it kills him inside to know that I am happy with some other guy. I can see him dying.

“Stop… Fucking stop, I don’t want you!” Itachi yelled, pushing away from Kisame. Kisame gripped Itachi’s arms tightly and forced him against a tree. Itachi hissed as Kisame practically tore off the Akatsuki cloak.
“Sasuke,” Itachi muttered, looking towards the bushes. He saw the charcoal eyes staring at him, tears forming again. Man, how Itachi couldn’t stand seeing the kid cry. All his strength came back to him, and the naughty things went out. He glared at Itachi and kicked him off, and left him trembling (around a minute) long enough to go over to Sasuke and run off with him.
“Sasuke, Itachi said, grabbing Sasuke’s hand and pulling him up from his crouched position. Sasuke smiled and worded out a ‘thank you’, and Itachi smiled back. He picked Sasuke up in his arms and starting running off, happy to finally be getting away from the shark, even though he would still have to see him when the whole Akatsuki got together.
“Don’t worry Sasuke, I won’t leave you again,” Itachi said, smiling. He slowed down and stopped at his own hut. He walked inside and set Sasuke on the couch, and sat next to him.
He kissed Sasuke’s lips, happy to finally be alone with the boy. He wanted him so bad right now, after getting himself hard from Kisame’s sex teasing. He looked at Sasuke’s eyes, which were filled with want and love. Than, Itachi knew, this was truly what he had been looking for.

A/N: Horrible ending. I rushed it. =_= Stupid Jackie. Anyway, I hope you liked it.

Note - The Link to it, just in case. http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php?cid=423637&submit=View+Chapter&id=123664

Mon, 01 May 2006 18:12:45 GMT

I got Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, and pairings came flying to me. I looked them up, and find pictures. ^_^ Here you go.

Cloud x Vincent = Yum

Reno-ness-ness.

Yay for Cloud x Reno!! You can tell Vincent wants to get out of there..

*coughcough* Oh how did that SeiferxSquall pic get in there? >_>

Yep..No I don't own these, I just wanted to give you loadfuls of yummy yummy ness.

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 19:59:54 GMT

Hey, I'm back. Here's some picturs I made when bored. :3 w00t XD All of them belong to me.

All made by moi :3 lol

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 19:22:01 GMT

Title: Follow Orders
Author: master_of_yaoi
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: RoyxEd
Summary: Always follow orders from higher ranks, no matter how crazy they are.

Here's another drabble for ya. My first RoyEd drabble. Wow. Its crazy. Well, here ya go. I had fun writing the thing. Actually, it might be more of a short story, but whatever.

"FullMetal, take off your pants," an order struck Edward as Roy locked the office door. Edward glared.

"Take off my pants?! Why the hell--" But he was cut off by lips pressing his. Roy pulled back and smiled.

"You must always follow orders, Edward," Roy said. Edward whined. He knew he'd get court martialed if he didn't. He stood up, holding back blush, and took off his pants, only his boxers on his lower body.

"Thats my boy," Roy said, pulling Ed to him. He smirked as Ed relaxed. He pushed Ed onto the couch and kissed him deeply.

"Mmmmf," Edward yelled. But it only came out as blah blah blah to Roy's lips.

Roy slowly took off Ed's boxers without him knowing.

Roy took out a tube of lube from his pocket, he had been saving it. He took off his gloves and set them aside, and put the liquid on his fingers.

He smiled as he inserted finger after finger slowly, and soon enough, he had entered Ed. Edward was sitting there, first crying of pain, and then moaning in pleasure.

___________________________________________________________
A few hours later, Roy stood up and Edward put his boxers and pants back on. He sighed and looked at Roy.

"Next time, your following my orders."

Another EnvyEdo Drabble While You Wait

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 19:21:04 GMT

Title: The Drunk Homunculi
Author: master_of_yaoi
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: EnvyxEd
Summary: Envy is crazy when drunk.

I'm giving you another EnvyEdo drabble, while you wait for Chapter 3 of Choking Blood. Please enjoy, its kinda a remake of my last EnvyEdo drabble.Also, its kinda messed up.

It was a superbowl party. Everyone was going crazy and drinking, and everyone was invited. The military, the Rockbells, the Tringhams, even the homunculi. Everyone ended up getting drunk, except Ed, Al, Winry, Wrath, and Fletcher, of course. Pride doesn't count. Anyways, Envy got the most drunk.

In the morning, Envy woke up. He was sweating, and was naked. Must've done himself again. He sighed and rolled over on his other side, to be greeted with a kiss on the cheek. Envy's eyes went wide.

"Mornin' Babe," Edward smiled at him.

Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:22:13 GMT

Title: Choking Blood
Chapter: 2
Rating: Some chapters might be PG-13, but most are NC-17, and some might even be R
Author: master_of_yaoi
Pairings: RoyxEd, Edx????
Warnings: Rape, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Molesting, Male Sex, Violence, Suffering, etc
Spoilers: Not that I know of, unless you don’t even bother watching the show.

Previous Chapters:
Chapter One

Author’s Note: There might be OOC. I’m having a lot of fun writing this. I hope your enjoying it. A lot of the ideas for this fan fiction is from a book, a song, and some Gertrude Hawk chocolate. The book is “The Abducted Alchemist” and the song is Sympathy for the Martyr by Straylight Run. And the type of chocolate is Cinnamon Sugar Cookie Smidgens. Mmmm.

Edward woke up painfully. He had handcuffs on, and a gag in his mouth. And every time he moved a pain went through him. He sat there, looking around carefully.

Blood. That’s all he saw. Crimson blood on the floor, on the walls, on himself. He had no clue what had happened, and he wasn’t sure he wanted to know or not.

Damn it. Maybe this wasn’t the smartest mission to take after all.

Roy sat at his desk, still signing tons of paperwork. He had so many people coming to him, asking questions. They were thinking these terrorists were looking for a war. To wipe out the military. It wouldn’t happen though, of course.

And then there was Edward. Roy couldn’t help to worry about the poor boy. He had sent him on a dangerous mission. But he hadn’t had a choice. Though, he did wish Edward was here, safe within East City.

Or was it more than just wanting him safe? No, couldn’t be. He hadn’t grown a fatherly figure, had he? Of course not.

Then what was this?

“Colonel,” Riza called, knocking him out of though, “here.” She put another pile of paperwork on his desk.

He’d have to answer his own questions later.

Edward heard a door open and saw two guys walk in. They were manly figures, and definitely not here on Ed’s side.

“Hey kid, you finally awake?” one guy said. The other guy gave the other a smirk. Edward glared. Secrets, secrets.

“Well, maybe now we can have a little fun. Don’t worry though, kid, we won’t get too hard on you until you get a little used to it,” the other guy said. The first man grabbed Ed’s collar of his shirt and pulled him to his feet, sending a horrible pain through Ed’s spine. He couldn’t scream though. He didn’t want to. He wasn’t going to.

“Tough guy, eh?” he said, banging Ed roughly into the wall. Edward closed his eyes so hide the slight watering. Sure, it hurt like hell. But he couldn’t let them know that, now, could he?

“Its nice to know you came right here for us. We were worrying that when we’d go and get you, we’d get caught,” he said. Edward opened his eyes, holding in watering now, and glared.

“And now, since we have you, we know that Colonel will come crawling to our feet,” the other man said. Edward still glared angrily, but thoughts ran through his head. Why would the Colonel come and help him? It was the Colonel who had sent him in the first place. And besides, the Colonel didn’t give a fuck about him.

Then another thought came. He wanted the Colonel to come help him, and only him. But why the hell would Edward think that? He pushed away the thought and focused on real life again. He was in a bad situation right now, and its no time to be thinking about that bastard of a Colonel.

So, they wanted the Colonel. It said it on the file, and everything. Edward’s frown turned into a smile and glee filled his eyes. They’d never get the Colonel. Especially if they thought he would come to save him.

Because as he said to himself, the Colonel could knock Edward into the ocean and laugh as Edward drowned.

“Hey kid, you got somethin’ to say?” he yelled at Edward, glaring at Edward’s mischievous look. He took off the gag, anxious to hear what Ed had to say.

All Edward did was laugh. He started laughing so hard. The two guys became angrier and angrier. Ed stopped and caught his breath.

“Wow, you think the Colonel would come after me? He hates me,” Edward snickered. The two guys looked at him for a minute than started laughing themselves. Edward was left against the wall, dumbfounded.

“Kid, don’t you even pay any attention? We’ve been spying on you guys for so long. We can tell he has some sort of good feeling about you!” He snickered. Edward’s smile faded. They were stupider than he thought.

“I guess they are right. Terrorists are ass stupid,” Edward said. The terrorists stopped laughing and smiling, and shook their heads. They knew something that Ed didn’t. And Edward wanted to know.

The man let go of Ed and Ed fell to the ground with a horrible pain. The two laughed.

“See ya later kid, and have fun,” the guy said, and the two men both left.

Edward sighed. He was in a horrible situation.

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:03:24 GMT

Title: Choking Blood
Rating: Some chapters might be PG-13, but most are NC-17, and some might even be R
Author: master_of_yaoi
Pairings: RoyxEd, Edx????
Warnings: Rape, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Molesting, Male Sex, Violence, Suffering, etc
Spoilers: Not that I know of, unless you don’t even bother watching the show.

Author’s Note: Sorry I’m canceling the other on you. That was kinda fic so get me going on an idea. NOW I have a great idea. ^^ So don’t hurt me.please?

Edward Elric was walking towards the Colonel’s office to send in his report. He looked at his horribly written report and sighed. He hadn’t really had time to put thought into it. And why should he anyway? He was just going to get another mission so he could write more of these wonderful and enjoyable reports. Woo. Everyone wants to waste their life writing reports, right?

“Life is just so wonderful,” Edward mumbled to himself. To make it worse, Mustang was never easy on him. In fact, he pushed harder on him every time. It was as if he was trying to make Ed go nuts.

“Come in,” Roy Mustang said when hearing a knock at his door. Edward walked in with the same tired look as always. Roy set down his pen and leaned back in his chair.

“Your back, FullMetal,” Roy said. He had expected it to at least take a day more than it had. Edward nodded and set the report on Roy’s desk. He sat on the black couch and watched Roy pick up the report and twitch angrily as he started reading it.

“This is…quite badly written,” Roy said, looking at all the spelling errors, and the rare messy handwriting. Edward had messy handwriting when he was younger, but as he got older it improved and was perfect cursive. It was a rare occasion you ever got messy writing from the FullMetal Alchemist.

Edward didn’t reply. He didn’t really care at the moment. He had more on his mind. How Alphonse was doing. He hadn’t seen him for so long.

“Well, I think you’ll regret doing this mission so quickly. I have an important mission I was going to give to the next free subordinate, and I was hoping you’d be another day, because another person is going to be free tonight. But sadly, it was you who was free first. So, I’m sorry FullMetal, but I have to give you this mission,” Roy said setting down the report.

Edward sighed. Great. More missions. And to make it worse, one that might take him a long time. The reason he hadn’t seen Alphonse was because of these damn missions.

“Well? What is it? I wanna get it over with,” Edward said. Roy sighed and took out a file. He passed it to Edward.

“You’re going to be investigating terrorist grounds. I’m sure you’ve heard of the station bombing of Xenotime?” Roy questioned. Of course he did. Russell had been caught in the middle of it. But luckily, Russell had been clever enough to escape.

“Yes,” Edward simply replied.

“We lost a very important subordinate that day. He called us telling us he had information about a kidnapping they were planning, but he couldn’t pronounce the name well, so he’d give their plan to us. They had it documented, strange for terrorists. And well, we think it was because of the information he held in his briefcase that made the terrorists bomb the train station he was at,” Roy said. Edward nodded. Of course they did. No one wants secrets like that to be known.

“And we found a base, but for risks, we can’t send a higher rank in. And because you came here first, you have to go get that information. The information on the kidnapping. They have it neatly in a folder. You can sneak it out,” Roy said. Ed nodded. Sure he could.

“I’ll do the best I can,” Edward said. “Is that all?” Roy simply nodded and Edward stood up. He walked out while reading the file he was given by Roy. Roy watched as Edward walked out. He hoped that nothing happened to the smaller alchemist. He didn't need another dead subordinate.

Edward didn’t bother packing anything. Sure, he was going to a city pretty far away, but it didn’t really matter. He shouldn’t bring belongings to investigate terrorists any ways.

He sat on the empty bench, waiting for the train. It was a lonely wait, but he’d live. He had lived through worse than a wait without his brother.

Then the train pulled up to the station. Ed stood up and walked up the stairs and walked in. He found a quite empty train, only with a few other people. There was a young woman (that he knew Roy would definitely would flirt with), a man (most likely a businessman), and a two civilians sitting together, chitchatting.

Edward sat down at an empty seat and sat down. He looked out the window and watched the train speed off from the station again. It would be a long trip until he got to Malfor City.

Finally, he got to his stop. He stood up and walked out, and heard the train speed off again. He looked at the city. It was small and in an unknown area. Perfect for terrorists to hide.

Edward walked into the city and looked at all the people. Well, the people inside. All the few people were inside, hanging low, avoiding to be seen through the windows. What kind of isolated life did these people live here?

He opened the file again and looked. It should be down in Downtown. Even though mostly the whole town was downtown, he could tell that it meant the part where it was totally abandoned with only a few building. Sometimes, terrorists were really stupid, though.

There was a huge building, able to fill a whole army of terrorists.

He stood there in the road, staring at it. How would he get in without causing attention to himself? He examined the whole building with his eyes and then locked them at a basement entrance. Maybe no one was down in the basement. Well, the rest of the building seemed completely shut up, so it was his only choice.

He sneaked over, hiding behind larger objects, getting closer and closer. Soon he found himself there and opening the door. He found himself lucky; everyone was apparently upstairs working with something else. He closed the basement doors and looked around. It was a mess down here. They had weapons filed up in one side, and filing cabinets and desks over at the other side.

Maybe the document was in the filing cabinet. He walked over and gently opened the filing cabinet open at the letter K. When he found nothing, he looked in C. Then he looked in A. He found a document called “Abduction” in the A. He pulled it out and opened it.

He started reading through it. Abducting military man… description…. Damn it where was the name? Edward scanned through it more until he found himself at the name.

“Holy shit. Its—“ but he was caught off when he felt a sudden blow at his head and fell unconscious.

Author’s Note: wee....sorry for the cliff...

Valentine's Day Fanfic Roy/Ed

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 20:26:45 GMT

Title: Valentine's Day
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Author: master_of_yaoi
Rating: PG-13, but other chapters might be NC-17
Warnings: None for this chapter
Spoilers: None. Unless you have never seen FMA. But then why would you be here?

Author’s Note: Well, I sincerely don’t know HOW I got the idea for this, but I did. So, I decided to write it out. ~^^~ Yep, started it RIGHT after school.

February was just beginning. Many girls loved February. They could give cards and other things to boys (though the boys would throw it all away) and girls can get things from secret admirers, setting the mood peacefully.

Yes, it seemed everyone loved February. Of course, that is, for Edward Elric. It was a sissy month where girls went all freakish and blushed at every word you said. It was despicable. And February was the shortest month, but it went by the slowest. It always made Edward want to bang his head against the wall. So, basically, he hated February.

Now, Roy Mustang, on the other hand, was a bachelor, and has no trouble getting girls. He can talk to a girl for just a while (besides people like Riza Hawkeye) and sweep them off their feet. Roy Mustang was a guy for the girls. And when he got two girls at him, well, he just got more thoughts into his head. And we all feel bad for poor Jean Havoc, for every time he falls in love or tries to get a girl, guess who comes along?

Yep, that’s right, Roy Mustang. Well, any ways, lets start this story when Edward Elric was walking to give his report to Roy Mustang.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

“Brother, what’s wrong?” Alphonse questioned, even though he secretly knew the answer. Edward was mumbling while glaring at the poor, innocent report.

“I hate giving my report to Mustang! He always has new ways to make me angry! And then he’s like, ‘Ed, I can court martial’. Blah blah blah is all that comes out of that bastard’s mouth!” Edward yelled. Al sighed. Alphonse dreamed of the day that Edward would realize how much of help Roy was and respect him, at least just a little bit.

Edward knocked loudly on the Colonel’s door. And as everyone knew, just to wake Mustang up from a deep sleep on papers.

“Come in,” a tired, familiar voice said. Edward slammed the door open and walked in. He looked at Alphonse.

“You coming?” Ed asked.

“I’ll pass,” Alphonse said. He wasn’t in the mood to watch the two fight. It’d be really funny if those two ended up together. Course, that would never happen, because Ed hates the Colonel, and the Colonel is always after girls, Alphonse thought in his head. He walked out into the hall, closing the door behind him. Edward shrugged.

“Here you go,” Edward said, slamming the long report on Roy’s desk and sitting on the couch. Roy picked up the horribly long report and looked at the first sentence. He sighed and set it back down and looked at Ed, waiting.

“Well, go ahead FullMetal, tell us how you found some maniac alchemist,” Roy said. Edward sighed. He knew Roy would know what he did at the town. Roy read everyone like a book.

“Well, yeah, he was a maniac. He wants some other alchemist to sacrifice to bring back some wife. I’d say the wife was crazy too. Well, she should be for marrying the guy,” Edward said, “and I think this guy is going to cause us a lot of trouble.”

“Trouble? If he gets near headquarters, we all know he’ll end up in rehab,” Roy said calmly. Edward shook his head and sighed. Well, they talked about the mission for a long time, then finally it had ended. When Ed looked at the clock, he saw it had changed from 2:00 to 3:30.

“I ought to be going and leaving you to your business. Trying to use me to get away from your paperwork, for at least an hour and a half,” Ed said, pretending to be disappointed in him. He stood up and crossed his arms like a mother. Roy sighed and scratched his head as Ed walked out of the office.

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Roy was walking back to his house after work. It was late and the snow was like a hurricane. Course, winter meant staying inside in front of the fireplace, drinking tea.

And Roy thought he heard a yell, but then shrugged and walked on. He got to his house, but before he could walk up the steps, he felt a small body collapse into him.

He looked down to see Ed on the ground, shivering and holding onto his red coat tight. He had fear in his eyes and even the stupidest being could read him like a book. Something terrible had happened, and would probably scar him for life.

“FullMetal? What are you doing?” Roy said. Edward stood up and sneezed. He closed his eyes and stood up straight, trying to hide his fear and shaking.

“N-Nothing, S-Sir,” Ed said. And that’s when Roy knew something was wrong. Edward would NEVER call Roy “sir”.

“Edward, just come in and get warm,” Roy said. No one could leave him out in the cold like that. And if you knew Edward, you wouldn’t.

Because he had never seen Edward so terrified in his whole entire life.

EnvyEdo Drabble

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:41:38 GMT

Title: Too Much Too Drink
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Envy/Ed
Warnings/Spoilers: None

Author's Note: Horrible drabble. I hate how it came out. Ah, well. Enjoy Envy/Ed fans.

Envy usually did extreme things when he went to a bar. One time he had disguised himself as some muscle guy and got into a bar fight with some boxer. One time he disguised himself as a mens swimsuit commercial man and tried to hook a gal.

And he could admit, he was a maniac when he was drunk.

He got up from his bed in the morning and sighed. He had went to a bar last night. He didn't remember doing anything extreme and crazy, though. Which was apparently confusing, because he even knew he was a nutjob as a drunk.

He sighed and looked towards the bed to fix it. Then, he stopped. Something was just waking up from a slumber.

Holy shit. Edward Elric was in his bed.

Hello! ^^;;

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:11:56 GMT

Hello, I'm Jackie. I'm a huge yaoi fan and yeah. My OTP is RoyEdo. I also love alot of other pairings, too. ^^ yayy.

i've read alot of fics here before, i just never really had the time to join..but now i am. YAYY~~ lol

well, i gotta go.

i love you. <3